Trust me, Miss Steele,” he groaned wantonly like an aching, lonely lady of the night, but manly as well because he is so manly and dominating and sultry. His voice was like liquid mercury and just as dangerous. It was titillating. “I’m very well practiced in the likes of vanilla coitus.
50 Shades
like an aching, lonely lady of the night
like an aching, lonely lady of the night
like an aching, lonely lady of the night
(via i-found-you-justine-time)
I got so distracted by the awful relationship dynamics that I forgot to sit back and enjoy the AWFUL writing. This is beautiful. xD
(via sonic-hip-attack)
I have read so much fanfic that is better than this. How the fuck did this get published? Who the fuck thought it was a good idea to publish it?
(via ladyatheist)
“I’m very well practiced in the likes of vanilla coitus.”
I NEED THIS ON A BUSINESS CARD.
EVEN IF IT’S NOT TRUE, I STILL NEED IT.
(via lord-kitschener)
Today in Show vs. Tell Theatre: It was titillating.
